Some people get lots of pleasure From books or from music or art But boys seem to think it's fantastic To just have a really good fart.

Here is the tragedy: when you are the victim of depression, not only do you feel utterly helpless and abandoned by the world, you also know that very few people can understand, or even begin to believe, that life can be this painful.

When a friend needs consoling, do not give in to the temptation of telling stories similar to theirs of disaster or bereavement. It is something people often do to show empathy but nothing is more tiresome than other people's problems when you want to focus on your own. Listening is by far the best form of consolation.

We all can dance when we find music that we love.

When it's cold & dark at night, and we're alone together, I long to take you in my arms, and cuddle you forever.