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Gilda Radner
Age: 42 †
Born: 1946
Born: June 28
Died: 1989
Died: May 20
Autobiographer
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Singer
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Detroit
Michigan
Gilda Susan Radner
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Having cancer gave me membership in an elite club I'd rather not belong to.
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My life had made me funny, and cancer wasn't going to change that.
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[Emily Litella line:] Never mind.
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... every time I got disappointed I'd remember the Roseannadanna philosophy that says that you shouldn't cry over split milk 'cause if you spill some milk and instead of cleaning it up you just walk over it and start crying, they're gonna put you on lithium.
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What we put into every moment is all we have. You can drug yourself to death or you can smoke yourself to death or eat yourself to death, or you can do everything right and be healthy and then get hit by a car. Life is so great, such a neat thing, and yet all during it we have to face death, which can make you nuts and depressed.
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I love being a woman. You can cry. You get to wear pants now. If you're on a boat and it's going to sink, you get to go on the rescue boat first. You get to wear cute clothes. It must be a great thing, or so many men wouldn't be wanting to do it.
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Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh.
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Fame changes a lot of things, but it can't change a light bulb.
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I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships.
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I think clothes should make you feel safe. I like clothes you want to go to sleep in. I sometimes stand in front of a mirror and change a million times because I know I really want to wear my nightgown.
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It's such an act of optimism to get through a day and enjoy it and laugh and do all that without thinking about death. What spirit human beings have!
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[Motherhood is] the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary-it's an act of infinite optimism.
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I would say that Lucy, 'I Love Lucy,' she was my idol.
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It is so hard for us little human beings to accept this deal that we get. It's really crazy, isn't it? We get to live, then we have to die. ... What spirit human beings have! It is a pretty cheesy deal - all the pleasures of life, and then death.
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I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.
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You feel completely in control when you hear a wave of laughter coming back at you that you have caused.
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Cancer changes your life, often for the better. You learn what's important, you learn to prioritize, and you learn not to waste your time. You tell people you love them. My friend Gilda Radner used to say, 'If it wasn't for the downside, having cancer would be the best thing and everyone would want it.' That's true. If it wasn't for the downside.
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I've learned what I can control is whether I am going to live a day in fear and depression and panic, or whether I am going to attack the day and make it as good a day, as wonderful a day, as I can.
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I think dogs are the most amazing creatures they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.
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Adopted kids are such a pain - you have to teach them how to look like you.
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