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There definitely is exposure in reality shows, but the exposure will basically get you more reality shows.

Gilbert Gottfried

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Gilbert Gottfried
Age: 69
Born: 1955
Born: February 28
Actor
Comedian
Podcaster
Television Actor
Brooklyn
New York
Gilbert Jeremy Gottfried
Exposure
Basically
Definitely
Shows
Reality

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