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Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch.
George S. Kaufman
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George S. Kaufman
Age: 71 †
Born: 1889
Born: November 16
Died: 1961
Died: June 2
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Film Director
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Pittsburg
Pennsylvania
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Lunch
Hour
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