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Every joke can't be dazzling. And if you think you spotted an inconsistency, you did!

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George Meyer
Age: 54
Producer
Screenwriter
Writer
Pennsylvania
United States
George A. Meyer
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Every
Think
Thinking
Spotted
Inconsistency
Dazzling
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Life is challenging for everyone. If someone can believe that he's a sovereign in his tiny domain, it's just an adaptation to life.
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I don't like the antagonism that most religions have for science, and freedom and, frankly, individuality. I do like the Dalai Lama.
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Experience as much as you can and absorb a lot of reality. Otherwise, your writing will have the force of a Wiffle ball.
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There's a built-up tension in religion, and if you can release it, you'll get a huge and satisfying laugh.
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Launching a new TV show is probably one of the most difficult things that a writer can do.
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As a writer you sometimes feel the need to shake things up.
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I want to be tolerant of other people's beliefs. I have wonderful friends who are religious, and I don't want to say that they're dimwits. They should certainly be able to pursue what works for them. I'm just saying that it doesn't work for me and I don't want to pretend that it does.
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I don't remember a lot of what I write. I try to release it after it's out there so that I can be fresh again.
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Instead of three networks you have three hundred or three thousand. Audiences are inundated with programming, and that sometimes gives them a sense of petulant entitlement.
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I don't know what the universe is all about, but to me, nothing is gained by slapping a God sticker on it. It has never been a comfort to me to believe there's an all-seeing eye in the sky.
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Advertising is a conscienceless industry, populated by cowards and idiots, that warps and drains everyone. It eggs on the worst in all of us. If I could eliminate either advertising or nuclear weapons, I would choose advertising.
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There's absolutely no way that something I do on my own is going to be seen in Malaysia.
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I'm a pessimist, but I have many painstakingly applied coats of optimism.
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If there's reason for hope, it lies in man's occasional binges of cooperation. To save our planet, we'll need that kind of heroic effort, in which all types of people join forces for the common good
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I resisted parenthood for a long, long time. But having a daughter has given me a sense of hopefulness that I didn't have before.
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I have nothing but respect for the purist who won't work for the pharaoh. But I'm not that strong.
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Men often struggle with their attraction to other women. They don't quite understand why they have to be with the same woman forever.
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I guess I started to realize that being an agnostic was such a wimpy position.
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I tend to look at the world more from Voltaire's perspective. Incidentally, if you haven't read Candide lately, it's a fabulous book. It's riotously, laugh-out-loud funny in a way that no Shakespeare comedy will ever be.
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I love that Voltaire was so willing to shock his readers with arbitrary cruelty. And I can completely relate to it.
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