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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
LA
California
George López
Survives
Survive
Laughter

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I'd love to have Michael Jackson [in my show] because he's black and white. So he would appeal to a universal demographic.
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The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just because it's Valentine's Day.'
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Everything we play when we are growing up, is team related. In this game (of golf) you can find all the answers yourself. You don't need to throw the ball in the air and play catch with yourself. You get a bucket of balls and go out there with your clubs, and you hit and learn and you get better. And there's no top.
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We are now the proud owners of a white boy. Now we have to shop in the caucasian isle and get sunscreen, mayonaise and mild salsa because the other ones really hawt!
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Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.
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I prefer my Mexican food to have a little bit of an animal that suffered a little bit. That's some of the best food.
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At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom.
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I've spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank me nicely.
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So I started to relax and would work on my act eight hours a day, sitting at a desk writing at my grandmother's house, and I would put on Richard Pryor Live on Long Beach and would play it like a loop and think and write
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Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!
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No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy next to you is laughing so hard he accidentally farts. BOOM! Friends for life!
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When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said 'You wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out!'
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I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly.
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I think we all feel the same things most of the time, we just don't know how to put it into words. When I'm on stage, I say it. The truth makes people laugh.
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Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet we dodge, go get ready.
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It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.
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I look at movies, unfortunately, and I still see a lot of movies [lacking diversity].
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David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.
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Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi!
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Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.
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