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Shows should just be able to be shows without hyphenating their lead characters.
George Lopez
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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
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George López
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Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!
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I look at movies, unfortunately, and I still see a lot of movies [lacking diversity].
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Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet we dodge, go get ready.
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