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Shows should just be able to be shows without hyphenating their lead characters.

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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
LA
California
George López
Lead
Shows
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I think we all feel the same things most of the time, we just don't know how to put it into words. When I'm on stage, I say it. The truth makes people laugh.
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I love comedy and I would write things to myself as an exercise in writing. I didn't do well for years, and I quit. I started to break down why I was afraid and started to look at people I admired, like Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Freddie Prinze, George Carlin and all.
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It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.
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If the worst thing that can happen is that nobody laughs, then I can deal with that, because the worst thing that can happen at the factory is that I could lose a limb or be crushed by a huge machine.
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Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.
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It's good to see people not smoking. You get dressed up, and you smoke, and it gets in your clothes. You go, 'What should I wear tonight?' 'I don't know, honey, how about something menthol?'
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I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly.
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One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair.
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When you go to cable, there are no stations and no affiliates and they allow you to do your show
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So I started to relax and would work on my act eight hours a day, sitting at a desk writing at my grandmother's house, and I would put on Richard Pryor Live on Long Beach and would play it like a loop and think and write
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At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom.
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Immigration is an issue of global significance in America. And if you look at the terrorist alerts and attacks, Latinos [as a group] are not in the top five list [for] terror alerts.
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I got a pain in my chest, and I can't breathe
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80% of the women who were asked if they fake orgasms said yes. Actually, they said Yes! Oh God, Yes!
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When I first heard about Beverly Hills Chihuahua, I thought, no. This, this is ridiculous. And then you read the script and you close the script and you go, They aren't going to be able to do that with real dogs. How are they going to do that? You're going to see the strings. But they did.
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When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.
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Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.
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If you read social media, you can see how immigration is such a hot-button debate and [a hotbed] of ignorance. You know there's guys that say immigrants come here, and they create so much crime and they take jobs. There's multiple sides to every story.
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Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.
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Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!
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