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Shows should just be able to be shows without hyphenating their lead characters.

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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
LA
California
George López
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Lead
Shows
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Look, I made a commitment to corn 17 years ago. Sure, I'm a man. I like to go to a barbecue and see beans that I like: baked beans, red beans, black beans, big plump garbanzos. But in the end, I always come home to my sweet, sweet corn.
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Marijuana brownies are amazing. Very simple to make, too. Just get some Duncan Hines brownie mix and cook the weed right in there. Drop it right in with the butter. I don't know who came up with this idea first, but it's sheer genius.
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When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said 'You wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out!'
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I spend a lot of time alone and my wife understands that I need to be alone. I enjoy being alone. But I'm never lonely.
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When you go to cable, there are no stations and no affiliates and they allow you to do your show
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80% of the women who were asked if they fake orgasms said yes. Actually, they said Yes! Oh God, Yes!
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We are now the proud owners of a white boy. Now we have to shop in the caucasian isle and get sunscreen, mayonaise and mild salsa because the other ones really hawt!
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At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom.
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I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine.
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The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just because it's Valentine's Day.'
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I got a pain in my chest, and I can't breathe
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I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly.
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When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.
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Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.
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One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair.
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Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.
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It's good to see people not smoking. You get dressed up, and you smoke, and it gets in your clothes. You go, 'What should I wear tonight?' 'I don't know, honey, how about something menthol?'
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I look at movies, unfortunately, and I still see a lot of movies [lacking diversity].
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As Latinos, you want [people] to come to America - not necessarily Latinos, but [anyone who wants] to come here for a better life. That's kind of how this country was founded and the history of this country.
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Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.
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