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Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!
George Lopez
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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
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I look at movies, unfortunately, and I still see a lot of movies [lacking diversity].
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I'd love to have Michael Jackson [in my show] because he's black and white. So he would appeal to a universal demographic.
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