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Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!

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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
LA
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George López
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D.C. is a great place. The music, jazz, has always been great here, the restaurants have always been fantastic here. And there's been a lot of changes in this city over the last 30 years, and all for the better.
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No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy next to you is laughing so hard he accidentally farts. BOOM! Friends for life!
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I got a pain in my chest, and I can't breathe
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Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!
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I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.
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Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.
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Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet we dodge, go get ready.
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I prefer my Mexican food to have a little bit of an animal that suffered a little bit. That's some of the best food.
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When you go to cable, there are no stations and no affiliates and they allow you to do your show
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If you read social media, you can see how immigration is such a hot-button debate and [a hotbed] of ignorance. You know there's guys that say immigrants come here, and they create so much crime and they take jobs. There's multiple sides to every story.
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You know how Mexican restaurants always have border in the name: Border Grill, Border Cafe. You wouldn't do that to black people: Kunta's Kitchen or Shackles. They don't do it to white people. You don't see the Honkey Grill, the Cracker Barrel... oh, nevermind.
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It was June 4, 1979, the first time I went on stage. I didn't know I could do it but I knew I couldn't not do it. I quit everything in my life and this was the one thing I couldn't quit.
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80% of the women who were asked if they fake orgasms said yes. Actually, they said Yes! Oh God, Yes!
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When I first heard about Beverly Hills Chihuahua, I thought, no. This, this is ridiculous. And then you read the script and you close the script and you go, They aren't going to be able to do that with real dogs. How are they going to do that? You're going to see the strings. But they did.
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I can never do nothing in this house!
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At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom.
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I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants.
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