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80% of the women who were asked if they fake orgasms said yes. Actually, they said Yes! Oh God, Yes!

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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
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Shows should just be able to be shows without hyphenating their lead characters.
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I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.
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D.C. is a great place. The music, jazz, has always been great here, the restaurants have always been fantastic here. And there's been a lot of changes in this city over the last 30 years, and all for the better.
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When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.
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Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!
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David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.
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Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet we dodge, go get ready.
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I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants.
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It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just a great time to be able to pull all that together.
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Life is moments going by, but if you don't grab them, they're gone. For a long time, the only moments that were available were bad ones. So now I make sure to grab the good ones.
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No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy next to you is laughing so hard he accidentally farts. BOOM! Friends for life!
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I prefer my Mexican food to have a little bit of an animal that suffered a little bit. That's some of the best food.
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I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly.
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If you read social media, you can see how immigration is such a hot-button debate and [a hotbed] of ignorance. You know there's guys that say immigrants come here, and they create so much crime and they take jobs. There's multiple sides to every story.
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Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi!
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I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine.
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When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said 'You wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out!'
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At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom.
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I had a very difficult childhood. I was surrounded by people who had both parents, which made me feel different. Having a bit of a rougher existence early on, it made me appreciate the work ethic that my grandparents instilled in me.
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