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80% of the women who were asked if they fake orgasms said yes. Actually, they said Yes! Oh God, Yes!

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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
LA
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When I first heard about Beverly Hills Chihuahua, I thought, no. This, this is ridiculous. And then you read the script and you close the script and you go, They aren't going to be able to do that with real dogs. How are they going to do that? You're going to see the strings. But they did.
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Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!
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