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I think we all feel the same things most of the time, we just don't know how to put it into words. When I'm on stage, I say it. The truth makes people laugh.

George Lopez

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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
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I look at movies, unfortunately, and I still see a lot of movies [lacking diversity].
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If you read social media, you can see how immigration is such a hot-button debate and [a hotbed] of ignorance. You know there's guys that say immigrants come here, and they create so much crime and they take jobs. There's multiple sides to every story.
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The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just because it's Valentine's Day.'
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At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom.
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One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair.
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I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine.
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When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.
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I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly.
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I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.
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Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.
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David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.
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Immigration is an issue of global significance in America. And if you look at the terrorist alerts and attacks, Latinos [as a group] are not in the top five list [for] terror alerts.
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Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.
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Life is great and golf has been one of the great parts of it for me.
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Look, I made a commitment to corn 17 years ago. Sure, I'm a man. I like to go to a barbecue and see beans that I like: baked beans, red beans, black beans, big plump garbanzos. But in the end, I always come home to my sweet, sweet corn.
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I spend a lot of time alone and my wife understands that I need to be alone. I enjoy being alone. But I'm never lonely.
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It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.
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Everything we play when we are growing up, is team related. In this game (of golf) you can find all the answers yourself. You don't need to throw the ball in the air and play catch with yourself. You get a bucket of balls and go out there with your clubs, and you hit and learn and you get better. And there's no top.
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If the worst thing that can happen is that nobody laughs, then I can deal with that, because the worst thing that can happen at the factory is that I could lose a limb or be crushed by a huge machine.
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Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!
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