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I think we all feel the same things most of the time, we just don't know how to put it into words. When I'm on stage, I say it. The truth makes people laugh.

George Lopez

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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
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Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!
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I can never do nothing in this house!
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When you go to cable, there are no stations and no affiliates and they allow you to do your show
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I love comedy and I would write things to myself as an exercise in writing. I didn't do well for years, and I quit. I started to break down why I was afraid and started to look at people I admired, like Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Freddie Prinze, George Carlin and all.
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if you make waffles, throw out the first one.
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Immigration is an issue of global significance in America. And if you look at the terrorist alerts and attacks, Latinos [as a group] are not in the top five list [for] terror alerts.
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I spend a lot of time alone and my wife understands that I need to be alone. I enjoy being alone. But I'm never lonely.
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Life is great and golf has been one of the great parts of it for me.
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I got a pain in my chest, and I can't breathe
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Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet we dodge, go get ready.
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I'd love to have Michael Jackson [in my show] because he's black and white. So he would appeal to a universal demographic.
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I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.
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We are now the proud owners of a white boy. Now we have to shop in the caucasian isle and get sunscreen, mayonaise and mild salsa because the other ones really hawt!
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Laughter survives... it has to survive.
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I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants.
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If you read social media, you can see how immigration is such a hot-button debate and [a hotbed] of ignorance. You know there's guys that say immigrants come here, and they create so much crime and they take jobs. There's multiple sides to every story.
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D.C. is a great place. The music, jazz, has always been great here, the restaurants have always been fantastic here. And there's been a lot of changes in this city over the last 30 years, and all for the better.
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Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.
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You know, you walk through this hotel, you're not going to see all white people you're not going to see all black people you're going to see what the world looks like. I promised myself that if I ever got an opportunity where I would be able to make a difference and have a say, that I would want to deliver [that] message [of inclusivity].
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