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I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine.

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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
LA
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George López
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Immigration is an issue of global significance in America. And if you look at the terrorist alerts and attacks, Latinos [as a group] are not in the top five list [for] terror alerts.
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When I first heard about Beverly Hills Chihuahua, I thought, no. This, this is ridiculous. And then you read the script and you close the script and you go, They aren't going to be able to do that with real dogs. How are they going to do that? You're going to see the strings. But they did.
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Life is great and golf has been one of the great parts of it for me.
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No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy next to you is laughing so hard he accidentally farts. BOOM! Friends for life!
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When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said 'You wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out!'
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I spend a lot of time alone and my wife understands that I need to be alone. I enjoy being alone. But I'm never lonely.
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Making a movie about one group of people isolates the larger majority. That's what I require of the projects that I'm involved with. I would not ever make a movie strictly for Latinos.
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It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just a great time to be able to pull all that together.
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Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.
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Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.
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One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair.
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I'd love to have Michael Jackson [in my show] because he's black and white. So he would appeal to a universal demographic.
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I never realized I could love people as much as I do now.
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David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.
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Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!
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Laughter survives... it has to survive.
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I can never do nothing in this house!
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if you make waffles, throw out the first one.
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