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It's good to see people not smoking. You get dressed up, and you smoke, and it gets in your clothes. You go, 'What should I wear tonight?' 'I don't know, honey, how about something menthol?'

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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
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I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.
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Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.
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Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet we dodge, go get ready.
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It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just a great time to be able to pull all that together.
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