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It's good to see people not smoking. You get dressed up, and you smoke, and it gets in your clothes. You go, 'What should I wear tonight?' 'I don't know, honey, how about something menthol?'

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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
Comedian
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Television Actor
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