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At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom.

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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
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We are now the proud owners of a white boy. Now we have to shop in the caucasian isle and get sunscreen, mayonaise and mild salsa because the other ones really hawt!
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I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants.
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It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just a great time to be able to pull all that together.
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I never realized I could love people as much as I do now.
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if you make waffles, throw out the first one.
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I've spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank me nicely.
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It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.
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Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!
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I got a pain in my chest, and I can't breathe
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Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.
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Look, I made a commitment to corn 17 years ago. Sure, I'm a man. I like to go to a barbecue and see beans that I like: baked beans, red beans, black beans, big plump garbanzos. But in the end, I always come home to my sweet, sweet corn.
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I had a very difficult childhood. I was surrounded by people who had both parents, which made me feel different. Having a bit of a rougher existence early on, it made me appreciate the work ethic that my grandparents instilled in me.
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