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I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants.

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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
LA
California
George López
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I prefer my Mexican food to have a little bit of an animal that suffered a little bit. That's some of the best food.
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As Latinos, you want [people] to come to America - not necessarily Latinos, but [anyone who wants] to come here for a better life. That's kind of how this country was founded and the history of this country.
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It's good to see people not smoking. You get dressed up, and you smoke, and it gets in your clothes. You go, 'What should I wear tonight?' 'I don't know, honey, how about something menthol?'
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I had a very difficult childhood. I was surrounded by people who had both parents, which made me feel different. Having a bit of a rougher existence early on, it made me appreciate the work ethic that my grandparents instilled in me.
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Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet we dodge, go get ready.
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David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.
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The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just because it's Valentine's Day.'
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Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!
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You know, you walk through this hotel, you're not going to see all white people you're not going to see all black people you're going to see what the world looks like. I promised myself that if I ever got an opportunity where I would be able to make a difference and have a say, that I would want to deliver [that] message [of inclusivity].
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Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!
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Immigration is an issue of global significance in America. And if you look at the terrorist alerts and attacks, Latinos [as a group] are not in the top five list [for] terror alerts.
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When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said 'You wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out!'
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I look at movies, unfortunately, and I still see a lot of movies [lacking diversity].
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If you read social media, you can see how immigration is such a hot-button debate and [a hotbed] of ignorance. You know there's guys that say immigrants come here, and they create so much crime and they take jobs. There's multiple sides to every story.
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If the worst thing that can happen is that nobody laughs, then I can deal with that, because the worst thing that can happen at the factory is that I could lose a limb or be crushed by a huge machine.
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Shows should just be able to be shows without hyphenating their lead characters.
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It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.
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When we got married, we agreed on a boy for me, and a girl for you. Mine's upstairs sleeping. Good luck with yours!
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Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.
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One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair.
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