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Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.

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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
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LA
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Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!
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When I first heard about Beverly Hills Chihuahua, I thought, no. This, this is ridiculous. And then you read the script and you close the script and you go, They aren't going to be able to do that with real dogs. How are they going to do that? You're going to see the strings. But they did.
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It was June 4, 1979, the first time I went on stage. I didn't know I could do it but I knew I couldn't not do it. I quit everything in my life and this was the one thing I couldn't quit.
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You know, you walk through this hotel, you're not going to see all white people you're not going to see all black people you're going to see what the world looks like. I promised myself that if I ever got an opportunity where I would be able to make a difference and have a say, that I would want to deliver [that] message [of inclusivity].
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I never realized I could love people as much as I do now.
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Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!
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Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.
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I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants.
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One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair.
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When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said 'You wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out!'
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if you make waffles, throw out the first one.
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I can never do nothing in this house!
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It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.
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At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom.
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I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly.
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When we got married, we agreed on a boy for me, and a girl for you. Mine's upstairs sleeping. Good luck with yours!
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Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.
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Look, I made a commitment to corn 17 years ago. Sure, I'm a man. I like to go to a barbecue and see beans that I like: baked beans, red beans, black beans, big plump garbanzos. But in the end, I always come home to my sweet, sweet corn.
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I'd love to have Michael Jackson [in my show] because he's black and white. So he would appeal to a universal demographic.
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I've spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank me nicely.
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