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Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.

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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
Comedian
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Television Actor
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When we got married, we agreed on a boy for me, and a girl for you. Mine's upstairs sleeping. Good luck with yours!
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I had a very difficult childhood. I was surrounded by people who had both parents, which made me feel different. Having a bit of a rougher existence early on, it made me appreciate the work ethic that my grandparents instilled in me.
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if you make waffles, throw out the first one.
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Life is moments going by, but if you don't grab them, they're gone. For a long time, the only moments that were available were bad ones. So now I make sure to grab the good ones.
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I spend a lot of time alone and my wife understands that I need to be alone. I enjoy being alone. But I'm never lonely.
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It was June 4, 1979, the first time I went on stage. I didn't know I could do it but I knew I couldn't not do it. I quit everything in my life and this was the one thing I couldn't quit.
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We are now the proud owners of a white boy. Now we have to shop in the caucasian isle and get sunscreen, mayonaise and mild salsa because the other ones really hawt!
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Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.
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I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants.
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Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!
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If you read social media, you can see how immigration is such a hot-button debate and [a hotbed] of ignorance. You know there's guys that say immigrants come here, and they create so much crime and they take jobs. There's multiple sides to every story.
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