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Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!

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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
LA
California
George López
Completely
Humor
Funny
Albino
Black
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May
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Obama

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