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I can never do nothing in this house!

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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
LA
California
George López
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I've spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank me nicely.
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Immigration is an issue of global significance in America. And if you look at the terrorist alerts and attacks, Latinos [as a group] are not in the top five list [for] terror alerts.
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So I started to relax and would work on my act eight hours a day, sitting at a desk writing at my grandmother's house, and I would put on Richard Pryor Live on Long Beach and would play it like a loop and think and write
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If you read social media, you can see how immigration is such a hot-button debate and [a hotbed] of ignorance. You know there's guys that say immigrants come here, and they create so much crime and they take jobs. There's multiple sides to every story.
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I had a very difficult childhood. I was surrounded by people who had both parents, which made me feel different. Having a bit of a rougher existence early on, it made me appreciate the work ethic that my grandparents instilled in me.
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It's good to see people not smoking. You get dressed up, and you smoke, and it gets in your clothes. You go, 'What should I wear tonight?' 'I don't know, honey, how about something menthol?'
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80% of the women who were asked if they fake orgasms said yes. Actually, they said Yes! Oh God, Yes!
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When I first heard about Beverly Hills Chihuahua, I thought, no. This, this is ridiculous. And then you read the script and you close the script and you go, They aren't going to be able to do that with real dogs. How are they going to do that? You're going to see the strings. But they did.
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David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.
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if you make waffles, throw out the first one.
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Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.
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Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.
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Shows should just be able to be shows without hyphenating their lead characters.
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I never realized I could love people as much as I do now.
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Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet we dodge, go get ready.
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Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.
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I'd love to have Michael Jackson [in my show] because he's black and white. So he would appeal to a universal demographic.
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Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!
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It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just a great time to be able to pull all that together.
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I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine.
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