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When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said 'You wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out!'
George Lopez
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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
Comedian
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George López
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