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Life is great and golf has been one of the great parts of it for me.

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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
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George López
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Look, I made a commitment to corn 17 years ago. Sure, I'm a man. I like to go to a barbecue and see beans that I like: baked beans, red beans, black beans, big plump garbanzos. But in the end, I always come home to my sweet, sweet corn.
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When we got married, we agreed on a boy for me, and a girl for you. Mine's upstairs sleeping. Good luck with yours!
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David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.
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D.C. is a great place. The music, jazz, has always been great here, the restaurants have always been fantastic here. And there's been a lot of changes in this city over the last 30 years, and all for the better.
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If the worst thing that can happen is that nobody laughs, then I can deal with that, because the worst thing that can happen at the factory is that I could lose a limb or be crushed by a huge machine.
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Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.
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One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair.
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I got a pain in my chest, and I can't breathe
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I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.
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Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.
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When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.
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Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!
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When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said 'You wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out!'
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I look at movies, unfortunately, and I still see a lot of movies [lacking diversity].
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Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet we dodge, go get ready.
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It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just a great time to be able to pull all that together.
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As Latinos, you want [people] to come to America - not necessarily Latinos, but [anyone who wants] to come here for a better life. That's kind of how this country was founded and the history of this country.
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When you go to cable, there are no stations and no affiliates and they allow you to do your show
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I love comedy and I would write things to myself as an exercise in writing. I didn't do well for years, and I quit. I started to break down why I was afraid and started to look at people I admired, like Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Freddie Prinze, George Carlin and all.
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80% of the women who were asked if they fake orgasms said yes. Actually, they said Yes! Oh God, Yes!
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