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Life is great and golf has been one of the great parts of it for me.

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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
LA
California
George López
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I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.
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I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants.
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D.C. is a great place. The music, jazz, has always been great here, the restaurants have always been fantastic here. And there's been a lot of changes in this city over the last 30 years, and all for the better.
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I've spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank me nicely.
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It was June 4, 1979, the first time I went on stage. I didn't know I could do it but I knew I couldn't not do it. I quit everything in my life and this was the one thing I couldn't quit.
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I got a pain in my chest, and I can't breathe
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When you go to cable, there are no stations and no affiliates and they allow you to do your show
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