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I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly.
George Lopez
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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
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Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.
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One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair.
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Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet we dodge, go get ready.
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Life is great and golf has been one of the great parts of it for me.
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It's good to see people not smoking. You get dressed up, and you smoke, and it gets in your clothes. You go, 'What should I wear tonight?' 'I don't know, honey, how about something menthol?'
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I can never do nothing in this house!
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It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just a great time to be able to pull all that together.
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Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.
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So I started to relax and would work on my act eight hours a day, sitting at a desk writing at my grandmother's house, and I would put on Richard Pryor Live on Long Beach and would play it like a loop and think and write
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I had a very difficult childhood. I was surrounded by people who had both parents, which made me feel different. Having a bit of a rougher existence early on, it made me appreciate the work ethic that my grandparents instilled in me.
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Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!
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I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants.
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No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy next to you is laughing so hard he accidentally farts. BOOM! Friends for life!
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Shows should just be able to be shows without hyphenating their lead characters.
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Everything we play when we are growing up, is team related. In this game (of golf) you can find all the answers yourself. You don't need to throw the ball in the air and play catch with yourself. You get a bucket of balls and go out there with your clubs, and you hit and learn and you get better. And there's no top.
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I'd love to have Michael Jackson [in my show] because he's black and white. So he would appeal to a universal demographic.
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Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!
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If the worst thing that can happen is that nobody laughs, then I can deal with that, because the worst thing that can happen at the factory is that I could lose a limb or be crushed by a huge machine.
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