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I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly.

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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
Comedian
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Television Actor
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When we got married, we agreed on a boy for me, and a girl for you. Mine's upstairs sleeping. Good luck with yours!
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Life is great and golf has been one of the great parts of it for me.
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Laughter survives... it has to survive.
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Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet we dodge, go get ready.
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Life is moments going by, but if you don't grab them, they're gone. For a long time, the only moments that were available were bad ones. So now I make sure to grab the good ones.
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The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just because it's Valentine's Day.'
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When I first heard about Beverly Hills Chihuahua, I thought, no. This, this is ridiculous. And then you read the script and you close the script and you go, They aren't going to be able to do that with real dogs. How are they going to do that? You're going to see the strings. But they did.
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Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!
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Shows should just be able to be shows without hyphenating their lead characters.
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No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy next to you is laughing so hard he accidentally farts. BOOM! Friends for life!
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Look, I made a commitment to corn 17 years ago. Sure, I'm a man. I like to go to a barbecue and see beans that I like: baked beans, red beans, black beans, big plump garbanzos. But in the end, I always come home to my sweet, sweet corn.
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If the worst thing that can happen is that nobody laughs, then I can deal with that, because the worst thing that can happen at the factory is that I could lose a limb or be crushed by a huge machine.
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I'd love to have Michael Jackson [in my show] because he's black and white. So he would appeal to a universal demographic.
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I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine.
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Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi!
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Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.
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