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I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly.

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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
LA
California
George López
Shows
Dukes
Reality
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Thought
Perfectly
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David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.
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Shows should just be able to be shows without hyphenating their lead characters.
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Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.
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I had a very difficult childhood. I was surrounded by people who had both parents, which made me feel different. Having a bit of a rougher existence early on, it made me appreciate the work ethic that my grandparents instilled in me.
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As Latinos, you want [people] to come to America - not necessarily Latinos, but [anyone who wants] to come here for a better life. That's kind of how this country was founded and the history of this country.
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When I first heard about Beverly Hills Chihuahua, I thought, no. This, this is ridiculous. And then you read the script and you close the script and you go, They aren't going to be able to do that with real dogs. How are they going to do that? You're going to see the strings. But they did.
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Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.
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if you make waffles, throw out the first one.
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No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy next to you is laughing so hard he accidentally farts. BOOM! Friends for life!
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I can never do nothing in this house!
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I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine.
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