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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
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David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.
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Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet we dodge, go get ready.
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If you read social media, you can see how immigration is such a hot-button debate and [a hotbed] of ignorance. You know there's guys that say immigrants come here, and they create so much crime and they take jobs. There's multiple sides to every story.
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At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom.
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You know how Mexican restaurants always have border in the name: Border Grill, Border Cafe. You wouldn't do that to black people: Kunta's Kitchen or Shackles. They don't do it to white people. You don't see the Honkey Grill, the Cracker Barrel... oh, nevermind.
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Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.
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I think we all feel the same things most of the time, we just don't know how to put it into words. When I'm on stage, I say it. The truth makes people laugh.
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I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly.
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Laughter survives... it has to survive.
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If the worst thing that can happen is that nobody laughs, then I can deal with that, because the worst thing that can happen at the factory is that I could lose a limb or be crushed by a huge machine.
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I look at movies, unfortunately, and I still see a lot of movies [lacking diversity].
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So I started to relax and would work on my act eight hours a day, sitting at a desk writing at my grandmother's house, and I would put on Richard Pryor Live on Long Beach and would play it like a loop and think and write
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We are now the proud owners of a white boy. Now we have to shop in the caucasian isle and get sunscreen, mayonaise and mild salsa because the other ones really hawt!
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Life is great and golf has been one of the great parts of it for me.
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You know, you walk through this hotel, you're not going to see all white people you're not going to see all black people you're going to see what the world looks like. I promised myself that if I ever got an opportunity where I would be able to make a difference and have a say, that I would want to deliver [that] message [of inclusivity].
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I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine.
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I'd love to have Michael Jackson [in my show] because he's black and white. So he would appeal to a universal demographic.
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Life is moments going by, but if you don't grab them, they're gone. For a long time, the only moments that were available were bad ones. So now I make sure to grab the good ones.
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Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!
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Shows should just be able to be shows without hyphenating their lead characters.
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