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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
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George López
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I look at movies, unfortunately, and I still see a lot of movies [lacking diversity].
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When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.
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Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!
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Immigration is an issue of global significance in America. And if you look at the terrorist alerts and attacks, Latinos [as a group] are not in the top five list [for] terror alerts.
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