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I got a pain in my chest, and I can't breathe
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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
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George López
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I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.
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Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.
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I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants.
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I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine.
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At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom.
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Life is moments going by, but if you don't grab them, they're gone. For a long time, the only moments that were available were bad ones. So now I make sure to grab the good ones.
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Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!
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David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.
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Laughter survives... it has to survive.
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80% of the women who were asked if they fake orgasms said yes. Actually, they said Yes! Oh God, Yes!
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Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi!
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So I started to relax and would work on my act eight hours a day, sitting at a desk writing at my grandmother's house, and I would put on Richard Pryor Live on Long Beach and would play it like a loop and think and write
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I look at movies, unfortunately, and I still see a lot of movies [lacking diversity].
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It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.
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When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said 'You wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out!'
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Marijuana brownies are amazing. Very simple to make, too. Just get some Duncan Hines brownie mix and cook the weed right in there. Drop it right in with the butter. I don't know who came up with this idea first, but it's sheer genius.
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I can never do nothing in this house!
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Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet we dodge, go get ready.
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When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.
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Making a movie about one group of people isolates the larger majority. That's what I require of the projects that I'm involved with. I would not ever make a movie strictly for Latinos.
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