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George Lopez
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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
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Film Actor
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George López
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I think we all feel the same things most of the time, we just don't know how to put it into words. When I'm on stage, I say it. The truth makes people laugh.
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Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!
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No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy next to you is laughing so hard he accidentally farts. BOOM! Friends for life!
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Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.
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