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I got a pain in my chest, and I can't breathe

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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
LA
California
George López
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Breathe

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Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!
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At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom.
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Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.
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One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair.
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I prefer my Mexican food to have a little bit of an animal that suffered a little bit. That's some of the best food.
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I never realized I could love people as much as I do now.
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Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!
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I had a very difficult childhood. I was surrounded by people who had both parents, which made me feel different. Having a bit of a rougher existence early on, it made me appreciate the work ethic that my grandparents instilled in me.
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The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just because it's Valentine's Day.'
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Life is great and golf has been one of the great parts of it for me.
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You know, you walk through this hotel, you're not going to see all white people you're not going to see all black people you're going to see what the world looks like. I promised myself that if I ever got an opportunity where I would be able to make a difference and have a say, that I would want to deliver [that] message [of inclusivity].
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Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.
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I look at movies, unfortunately, and I still see a lot of movies [lacking diversity].
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Marijuana brownies are amazing. Very simple to make, too. Just get some Duncan Hines brownie mix and cook the weed right in there. Drop it right in with the butter. I don't know who came up with this idea first, but it's sheer genius.
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Shows should just be able to be shows without hyphenating their lead characters.
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