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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
LA
California
George López
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Everything we play when we are growing up, is team related. In this game (of golf) you can find all the answers yourself. You don't need to throw the ball in the air and play catch with yourself. You get a bucket of balls and go out there with your clubs, and you hit and learn and you get better. And there's no top.
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Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.
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When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.
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I look at movies, unfortunately, and I still see a lot of movies [lacking diversity].
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I can never do nothing in this house!
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I spend a lot of time alone and my wife understands that I need to be alone. I enjoy being alone. But I'm never lonely.
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Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!
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When you go to cable, there are no stations and no affiliates and they allow you to do your show
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I never realized I could love people as much as I do now.
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Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.
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No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy next to you is laughing so hard he accidentally farts. BOOM! Friends for life!
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Laughter survives... it has to survive.
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If you read social media, you can see how immigration is such a hot-button debate and [a hotbed] of ignorance. You know there's guys that say immigrants come here, and they create so much crime and they take jobs. There's multiple sides to every story.
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Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.
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It's good to see people not smoking. You get dressed up, and you smoke, and it gets in your clothes. You go, 'What should I wear tonight?' 'I don't know, honey, how about something menthol?'
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Life is great and golf has been one of the great parts of it for me.
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Marijuana brownies are amazing. Very simple to make, too. Just get some Duncan Hines brownie mix and cook the weed right in there. Drop it right in with the butter. I don't know who came up with this idea first, but it's sheer genius.
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