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David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.

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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
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I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants.
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Life is moments going by, but if you don't grab them, they're gone. For a long time, the only moments that were available were bad ones. So now I make sure to grab the good ones.
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Laughter survives... it has to survive.
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It's good to see people not smoking. You get dressed up, and you smoke, and it gets in your clothes. You go, 'What should I wear tonight?' 'I don't know, honey, how about something menthol?'
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I got a pain in my chest, and I can't breathe
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I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.
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As Latinos, you want [people] to come to America - not necessarily Latinos, but [anyone who wants] to come here for a better life. That's kind of how this country was founded and the history of this country.
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I prefer my Mexican food to have a little bit of an animal that suffered a little bit. That's some of the best food.
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Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!
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80% of the women who were asked if they fake orgasms said yes. Actually, they said Yes! Oh God, Yes!
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Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.
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Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!
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if you make waffles, throw out the first one.
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I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly.
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Look, I made a commitment to corn 17 years ago. Sure, I'm a man. I like to go to a barbecue and see beans that I like: baked beans, red beans, black beans, big plump garbanzos. But in the end, I always come home to my sweet, sweet corn.
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At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom.
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I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine.
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