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David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.

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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
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I look at movies, unfortunately, and I still see a lot of movies [lacking diversity].
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We are now the proud owners of a white boy. Now we have to shop in the caucasian isle and get sunscreen, mayonaise and mild salsa because the other ones really hawt!
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Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi!
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I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly.
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You know, you walk through this hotel, you're not going to see all white people you're not going to see all black people you're going to see what the world looks like. I promised myself that if I ever got an opportunity where I would be able to make a difference and have a say, that I would want to deliver [that] message [of inclusivity].
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I never realized I could love people as much as I do now.
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I can never do nothing in this house!
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At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom.
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Life is moments going by, but if you don't grab them, they're gone. For a long time, the only moments that were available were bad ones. So now I make sure to grab the good ones.
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The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just because it's Valentine's Day.'
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I got a pain in my chest, and I can't breathe
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Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.
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Laughter survives... it has to survive.
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Shows should just be able to be shows without hyphenating their lead characters.
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Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet we dodge, go get ready.
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Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!
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Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.
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Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!
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Life is great and golf has been one of the great parts of it for me.
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if you make waffles, throw out the first one.
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