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David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.

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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
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You know, you walk through this hotel, you're not going to see all white people you're not going to see all black people you're going to see what the world looks like. I promised myself that if I ever got an opportunity where I would be able to make a difference and have a say, that I would want to deliver [that] message [of inclusivity].
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80% of the women who were asked if they fake orgasms said yes. Actually, they said Yes! Oh God, Yes!
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As Latinos, you want [people] to come to America - not necessarily Latinos, but [anyone who wants] to come here for a better life. That's kind of how this country was founded and the history of this country.
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So I started to relax and would work on my act eight hours a day, sitting at a desk writing at my grandmother's house, and I would put on Richard Pryor Live on Long Beach and would play it like a loop and think and write
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Immigration is an issue of global significance in America. And if you look at the terrorist alerts and attacks, Latinos [as a group] are not in the top five list [for] terror alerts.
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I prefer my Mexican food to have a little bit of an animal that suffered a little bit. That's some of the best food.
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I'd love to have Michael Jackson [in my show] because he's black and white. So he would appeal to a universal demographic.
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Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!
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if you make waffles, throw out the first one.
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I've spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank me nicely.
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When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.
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It was June 4, 1979, the first time I went on stage. I didn't know I could do it but I knew I couldn't not do it. I quit everything in my life and this was the one thing I couldn't quit.
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Laughter survives... it has to survive.
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I got a pain in my chest, and I can't breathe
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We are now the proud owners of a white boy. Now we have to shop in the caucasian isle and get sunscreen, mayonaise and mild salsa because the other ones really hawt!
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One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair.
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D.C. is a great place. The music, jazz, has always been great here, the restaurants have always been fantastic here. And there's been a lot of changes in this city over the last 30 years, and all for the better.
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I spend a lot of time alone and my wife understands that I need to be alone. I enjoy being alone. But I'm never lonely.
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I think we all feel the same things most of the time, we just don't know how to put it into words. When I'm on stage, I say it. The truth makes people laugh.
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At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom.
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