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I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.
George Lopez
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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
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It was June 4, 1979, the first time I went on stage. I didn't know I could do it but I knew I couldn't not do it. I quit everything in my life and this was the one thing I couldn't quit.
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I think we all feel the same things most of the time, we just don't know how to put it into words. When I'm on stage, I say it. The truth makes people laugh.
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