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I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.
George Lopez
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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
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I can never do nothing in this house!
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I'd love to have Michael Jackson [in my show] because he's black and white. So he would appeal to a universal demographic.
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Life is moments going by, but if you don't grab them, they're gone. For a long time, the only moments that were available were bad ones. So now I make sure to grab the good ones.
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I never realized I could love people as much as I do now.
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