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I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.

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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
LA
California
George López
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Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!
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It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.
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Shows should just be able to be shows without hyphenating their lead characters.
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Life is great and golf has been one of the great parts of it for me.
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Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.
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D.C. is a great place. The music, jazz, has always been great here, the restaurants have always been fantastic here. And there's been a lot of changes in this city over the last 30 years, and all for the better.
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One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair.
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Everything we play when we are growing up, is team related. In this game (of golf) you can find all the answers yourself. You don't need to throw the ball in the air and play catch with yourself. You get a bucket of balls and go out there with your clubs, and you hit and learn and you get better. And there's no top.
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It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just a great time to be able to pull all that together.
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80% of the women who were asked if they fake orgasms said yes. Actually, they said Yes! Oh God, Yes!
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If you read social media, you can see how immigration is such a hot-button debate and [a hotbed] of ignorance. You know there's guys that say immigrants come here, and they create so much crime and they take jobs. There's multiple sides to every story.
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When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.
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I prefer my Mexican food to have a little bit of an animal that suffered a little bit. That's some of the best food.
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I can never do nothing in this house!
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I never realized I could love people as much as I do now.
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As Latinos, you want [people] to come to America - not necessarily Latinos, but [anyone who wants] to come here for a better life. That's kind of how this country was founded and the history of this country.
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It was June 4, 1979, the first time I went on stage. I didn't know I could do it but I knew I couldn't not do it. I quit everything in my life and this was the one thing I couldn't quit.
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if you make waffles, throw out the first one.
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When we got married, we agreed on a boy for me, and a girl for you. Mine's upstairs sleeping. Good luck with yours!
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Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.
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