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I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.

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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
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LA
California
George López
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As Latinos, you want [people] to come to America - not necessarily Latinos, but [anyone who wants] to come here for a better life. That's kind of how this country was founded and the history of this country.
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When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.
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I prefer my Mexican food to have a little bit of an animal that suffered a little bit. That's some of the best food.
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if you make waffles, throw out the first one.
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If the worst thing that can happen is that nobody laughs, then I can deal with that, because the worst thing that can happen at the factory is that I could lose a limb or be crushed by a huge machine.
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One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair.
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It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just a great time to be able to pull all that together.
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Marijuana brownies are amazing. Very simple to make, too. Just get some Duncan Hines brownie mix and cook the weed right in there. Drop it right in with the butter. I don't know who came up with this idea first, but it's sheer genius.
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D.C. is a great place. The music, jazz, has always been great here, the restaurants have always been fantastic here. And there's been a lot of changes in this city over the last 30 years, and all for the better.
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Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet we dodge, go get ready.
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I think we all feel the same things most of the time, we just don't know how to put it into words. When I'm on stage, I say it. The truth makes people laugh.
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Everything we play when we are growing up, is team related. In this game (of golf) you can find all the answers yourself. You don't need to throw the ball in the air and play catch with yourself. You get a bucket of balls and go out there with your clubs, and you hit and learn and you get better. And there's no top.
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80% of the women who were asked if they fake orgasms said yes. Actually, they said Yes! Oh God, Yes!
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I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants.
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Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.
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Shows should just be able to be shows without hyphenating their lead characters.
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When you go to cable, there are no stations and no affiliates and they allow you to do your show
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I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine.
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Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.
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