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No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy next to you is laughing so hard he accidentally farts. BOOM! Friends for life!

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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
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I'd love to have Michael Jackson [in my show] because he's black and white. So he would appeal to a universal demographic.
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As Latinos, you want [people] to come to America - not necessarily Latinos, but [anyone who wants] to come here for a better life. That's kind of how this country was founded and the history of this country.
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David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.
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Marijuana brownies are amazing. Very simple to make, too. Just get some Duncan Hines brownie mix and cook the weed right in there. Drop it right in with the butter. I don't know who came up with this idea first, but it's sheer genius.
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I had a very difficult childhood. I was surrounded by people who had both parents, which made me feel different. Having a bit of a rougher existence early on, it made me appreciate the work ethic that my grandparents instilled in me.
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I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly.
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When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.
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80% of the women who were asked if they fake orgasms said yes. Actually, they said Yes! Oh God, Yes!
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You know how Mexican restaurants always have border in the name: Border Grill, Border Cafe. You wouldn't do that to black people: Kunta's Kitchen or Shackles. They don't do it to white people. You don't see the Honkey Grill, the Cracker Barrel... oh, nevermind.
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Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!
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When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said 'You wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out!'
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I've spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank me nicely.
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Laughter survives... it has to survive.
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I never realized I could love people as much as I do now.
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Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.
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I look at movies, unfortunately, and I still see a lot of movies [lacking diversity].
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The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just because it's Valentine's Day.'
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Life is great and golf has been one of the great parts of it for me.
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Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.
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I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine.
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