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No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy next to you is laughing so hard he accidentally farts. BOOM! Friends for life!

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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
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As Latinos, you want [people] to come to America - not necessarily Latinos, but [anyone who wants] to come here for a better life. That's kind of how this country was founded and the history of this country.
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Shows should just be able to be shows without hyphenating their lead characters.
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Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.
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I prefer my Mexican food to have a little bit of an animal that suffered a little bit. That's some of the best food.
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I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.
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Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi!
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Making a movie about one group of people isolates the larger majority. That's what I require of the projects that I'm involved with. I would not ever make a movie strictly for Latinos.
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if you make waffles, throw out the first one.
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At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom.
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We are now the proud owners of a white boy. Now we have to shop in the caucasian isle and get sunscreen, mayonaise and mild salsa because the other ones really hawt!
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When you go to cable, there are no stations and no affiliates and they allow you to do your show
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When we got married, we agreed on a boy for me, and a girl for you. Mine's upstairs sleeping. Good luck with yours!
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It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.
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I never realized I could love people as much as I do now.
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I'd love to have Michael Jackson [in my show] because he's black and white. So he would appeal to a universal demographic.
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When I first heard about Beverly Hills Chihuahua, I thought, no. This, this is ridiculous. And then you read the script and you close the script and you go, They aren't going to be able to do that with real dogs. How are they going to do that? You're going to see the strings. But they did.
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I look at movies, unfortunately, and I still see a lot of movies [lacking diversity].
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I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine.
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Laughter survives... it has to survive.
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David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.
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