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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
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Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.
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Immigration is an issue of global significance in America. And if you look at the terrorist alerts and attacks, Latinos [as a group] are not in the top five list [for] terror alerts.
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I never realized I could love people as much as I do now.
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Life is great and golf has been one of the great parts of it for me.
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I prefer my Mexican food to have a little bit of an animal that suffered a little bit. That's some of the best food.
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Look, I made a commitment to corn 17 years ago. Sure, I'm a man. I like to go to a barbecue and see beans that I like: baked beans, red beans, black beans, big plump garbanzos. But in the end, I always come home to my sweet, sweet corn.
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Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!
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I've spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank me nicely.
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Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!
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As Latinos, you want [people] to come to America - not necessarily Latinos, but [anyone who wants] to come here for a better life. That's kind of how this country was founded and the history of this country.
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Everything we play when we are growing up, is team related. In this game (of golf) you can find all the answers yourself. You don't need to throw the ball in the air and play catch with yourself. You get a bucket of balls and go out there with your clubs, and you hit and learn and you get better. And there's no top.
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One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair.
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When you go to cable, there are no stations and no affiliates and they allow you to do your show
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The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just because it's Valentine's Day.'
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It's good to see people not smoking. You get dressed up, and you smoke, and it gets in your clothes. You go, 'What should I wear tonight?' 'I don't know, honey, how about something menthol?'
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Laughter survives... it has to survive.
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You know, you walk through this hotel, you're not going to see all white people you're not going to see all black people you're going to see what the world looks like. I promised myself that if I ever got an opportunity where I would be able to make a difference and have a say, that I would want to deliver [that] message [of inclusivity].
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If you read social media, you can see how immigration is such a hot-button debate and [a hotbed] of ignorance. You know there's guys that say immigrants come here, and they create so much crime and they take jobs. There's multiple sides to every story.
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I look at movies, unfortunately, and I still see a lot of movies [lacking diversity].
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I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine.
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