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if you make waffles, throw out the first one.

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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
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Television Actor
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Everything we play when we are growing up, is team related. In this game (of golf) you can find all the answers yourself. You don't need to throw the ball in the air and play catch with yourself. You get a bucket of balls and go out there with your clubs, and you hit and learn and you get better. And there's no top.
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I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants.
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David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.
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Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet we dodge, go get ready.
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It's good to see people not smoking. You get dressed up, and you smoke, and it gets in your clothes. You go, 'What should I wear tonight?' 'I don't know, honey, how about something menthol?'
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The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just because it's Valentine's Day.'
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If you read social media, you can see how immigration is such a hot-button debate and [a hotbed] of ignorance. You know there's guys that say immigrants come here, and they create so much crime and they take jobs. There's multiple sides to every story.
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I think we all feel the same things most of the time, we just don't know how to put it into words. When I'm on stage, I say it. The truth makes people laugh.
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Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi!
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I never realized I could love people as much as I do now.
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No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy next to you is laughing so hard he accidentally farts. BOOM! Friends for life!
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When we got married, we agreed on a boy for me, and a girl for you. Mine's upstairs sleeping. Good luck with yours!
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I had a very difficult childhood. I was surrounded by people who had both parents, which made me feel different. Having a bit of a rougher existence early on, it made me appreciate the work ethic that my grandparents instilled in me.
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When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.
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Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!
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It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just a great time to be able to pull all that together.
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Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.
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Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!
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I look at movies, unfortunately, and I still see a lot of movies [lacking diversity].
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I got a pain in my chest, and I can't breathe
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