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We are now the proud owners of a white boy. Now we have to shop in the caucasian isle and get sunscreen, mayonaise and mild salsa because the other ones really hawt!

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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
Comedian
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Television Actor
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Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.
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It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.
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I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine.
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I love comedy and I would write things to myself as an exercise in writing. I didn't do well for years, and I quit. I started to break down why I was afraid and started to look at people I admired, like Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Freddie Prinze, George Carlin and all.
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When we got married, we agreed on a boy for me, and a girl for you. Mine's upstairs sleeping. Good luck with yours!
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It was June 4, 1979, the first time I went on stage. I didn't know I could do it but I knew I couldn't not do it. I quit everything in my life and this was the one thing I couldn't quit.
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Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!
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I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants.
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I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.
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If the worst thing that can happen is that nobody laughs, then I can deal with that, because the worst thing that can happen at the factory is that I could lose a limb or be crushed by a huge machine.
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When you go to cable, there are no stations and no affiliates and they allow you to do your show
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I look at movies, unfortunately, and I still see a lot of movies [lacking diversity].
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At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom.
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It's good to see people not smoking. You get dressed up, and you smoke, and it gets in your clothes. You go, 'What should I wear tonight?' 'I don't know, honey, how about something menthol?'
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When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.
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Making a movie about one group of people isolates the larger majority. That's what I require of the projects that I'm involved with. I would not ever make a movie strictly for Latinos.
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Laughter survives... it has to survive.
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David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.
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