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Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.

George Lopez

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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
LA
California
George López
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Immigration is an issue of global significance in America. And if you look at the terrorist alerts and attacks, Latinos [as a group] are not in the top five list [for] terror alerts.
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It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.
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We are now the proud owners of a white boy. Now we have to shop in the caucasian isle and get sunscreen, mayonaise and mild salsa because the other ones really hawt!
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Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.
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Life is great and golf has been one of the great parts of it for me.
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D.C. is a great place. The music, jazz, has always been great here, the restaurants have always been fantastic here. And there's been a lot of changes in this city over the last 30 years, and all for the better.
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I had a very difficult childhood. I was surrounded by people who had both parents, which made me feel different. Having a bit of a rougher existence early on, it made me appreciate the work ethic that my grandparents instilled in me.
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Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!
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Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!
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At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom.
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I got a pain in my chest, and I can't breathe
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if you make waffles, throw out the first one.
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I look at movies, unfortunately, and I still see a lot of movies [lacking diversity].
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You know how Mexican restaurants always have border in the name: Border Grill, Border Cafe. You wouldn't do that to black people: Kunta's Kitchen or Shackles. They don't do it to white people. You don't see the Honkey Grill, the Cracker Barrel... oh, nevermind.
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I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.
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Marijuana brownies are amazing. Very simple to make, too. Just get some Duncan Hines brownie mix and cook the weed right in there. Drop it right in with the butter. I don't know who came up with this idea first, but it's sheer genius.
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When we got married, we agreed on a boy for me, and a girl for you. Mine's upstairs sleeping. Good luck with yours!
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I've spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank me nicely.
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David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.
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I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly.
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