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Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.
George Lopez
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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
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George López
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It's good to see people not smoking. You get dressed up, and you smoke, and it gets in your clothes. You go, 'What should I wear tonight?' 'I don't know, honey, how about something menthol?'
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When you go to cable, there are no stations and no affiliates and they allow you to do your show
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I never realized I could love people as much as I do now.
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It was June 4, 1979, the first time I went on stage. I didn't know I could do it but I knew I couldn't not do it. I quit everything in my life and this was the one thing I couldn't quit.
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I spend a lot of time alone and my wife understands that I need to be alone. I enjoy being alone. But I'm never lonely.
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Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi!
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You know how Mexican restaurants always have border in the name: Border Grill, Border Cafe. You wouldn't do that to black people: Kunta's Kitchen or Shackles. They don't do it to white people. You don't see the Honkey Grill, the Cracker Barrel... oh, nevermind.
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It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.
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Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!
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No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy next to you is laughing so hard he accidentally farts. BOOM! Friends for life!
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Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!
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I think we all feel the same things most of the time, we just don't know how to put it into words. When I'm on stage, I say it. The truth makes people laugh.
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D.C. is a great place. The music, jazz, has always been great here, the restaurants have always been fantastic here. And there's been a lot of changes in this city over the last 30 years, and all for the better.
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I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants.
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I can never do nothing in this house!
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