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It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.

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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
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Everything we play when we are growing up, is team related. In this game (of golf) you can find all the answers yourself. You don't need to throw the ball in the air and play catch with yourself. You get a bucket of balls and go out there with your clubs, and you hit and learn and you get better. And there's no top.
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We are now the proud owners of a white boy. Now we have to shop in the caucasian isle and get sunscreen, mayonaise and mild salsa because the other ones really hawt!
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I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.
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Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet we dodge, go get ready.
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I think we all feel the same things most of the time, we just don't know how to put it into words. When I'm on stage, I say it. The truth makes people laugh.
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Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.
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I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine.
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