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It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.
George Lopez
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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
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No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy next to you is laughing so hard he accidentally farts. BOOM! Friends for life!
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