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When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.
George Lopez
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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
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I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine.
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We are now the proud owners of a white boy. Now we have to shop in the caucasian isle and get sunscreen, mayonaise and mild salsa because the other ones really hawt!
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You know how Mexican restaurants always have border in the name: Border Grill, Border Cafe. You wouldn't do that to black people: Kunta's Kitchen or Shackles. They don't do it to white people. You don't see the Honkey Grill, the Cracker Barrel... oh, nevermind.
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Look, I made a commitment to corn 17 years ago. Sure, I'm a man. I like to go to a barbecue and see beans that I like: baked beans, red beans, black beans, big plump garbanzos. But in the end, I always come home to my sweet, sweet corn.
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Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.
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if you make waffles, throw out the first one.
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No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy next to you is laughing so hard he accidentally farts. BOOM! Friends for life!
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Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!
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