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When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.
George Lopez
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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
Comedian
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George López
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We are now the proud owners of a white boy. Now we have to shop in the caucasian isle and get sunscreen, mayonaise and mild salsa because the other ones really hawt!
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No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy next to you is laughing so hard he accidentally farts. BOOM! Friends for life!
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I got a pain in my chest, and I can't breathe
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