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When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.
George Lopez
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George Lopez
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 23
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I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants.
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I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine.
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