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For an entertainer, part of the thing you do is just style. And the coke did help me get into great runs of pure form.
George Carlin
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George Carlin
Age: 71 †
Born: 1937
Born: May 12
Died: 2008
Died: June 22
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When it comes to bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims: religion... Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do.
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We think in language. The quality of our thoughts and ideas can only be as good as the quality of our language.
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One thing leads to another? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.
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I simply decided that dope wasn't worth the ritual.
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When I hear a person talking about political solutions, I know I am not listening to a serious person.
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No one knows what's next, but everybody does it.
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Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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They say that instead of cursing the darkness, one should light a candle. Nothing is mentioned, though, about cursing a lack of candles.
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Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.
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Self-expression is a hallmark of an artist, of art, to get something off one's chest, to sing one's song. So that element is present in all art. It is the key to even standing up and saying, Hey, listen to me. Self-expression can be based on looking at the world and making observations about it.
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I have this real moron thing I do? It's called thinking.
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I was once dancing with a woman who told me she had a yeast infection so I told her to bake me some bread.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.
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President George Bush declared a National Day of Prayer for Peace. This was after he had carefully arranged and started the war.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
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People get all upset about torture, but when you get right down to it, it's really a pretty good way of finding out something a person doesn't want you to know.
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Religion has what is EASILY the greatest bullshit story of all time.
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