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I believe you can joke about anything.

George Carlin

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George Carlin
Age: 71 †
Born: 1937
Born: May 12
Died: 2008
Died: June 22
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New York City
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George Denis Patrick Carlin
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The base of evil in the world is religion of any kind
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It is impossible for an abortion clinic to have a waiting list of more than nine months.
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One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you're too tired.
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Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.
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There are two types of people: One strives to control his environment, the other strives not to let his environment control him. I like to control my environment.
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I'm 63 now. But that's just 17 Celsius.
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When people asked me, Do you get high to go onstage? I could never understand the question. I mean, I'd been high since eight that morning. Going onstage had nothing to do with it.
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I often warn people: Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no I in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not. But there is an I in independence, individuality and integrity.
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In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! - I hope I'll be safe at home!
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The good lord tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage.
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Baby boomers helped me a great deal in my career. They launched me. They were there for me to sing my song to. And I'm not saying I'm better than anyone, but I think they turned that anti-authority baby boom mentality into their own enemy. Now I identify very closely with their children.
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Language always gives you away.
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We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life, not life to years.
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If this is the best God can do, I'm not impressed.
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I'm thinking of buying a church and changing it around: maybe selling crack and having a few whores in the pew.
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