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I was once dancing with a woman who told me she had a yeast infection so I told her to bake me some bread.

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George Carlin
Age: 71 †
Born: 1937
Born: May 12
Died: 2008
Died: June 22
Actor
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New York City
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George Denis Patrick Carlin
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