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George Carlin
Age: 71 †
Born: 1937
Born: May 12
Died: 2008
Died: June 22
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Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?
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I'll tell you a little secret about the Blues: it's not enough to know which notes to play, you have to know why they need to be played.
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Sun worship is fairly simple. There's no mystery, no miracles, no pageantry, no one asks for money, there are no songs to learn, and we don't have a special building where we all gather once a week to pare compare clothing.
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The mayfly lives only one day. And sometimes it rains.
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When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
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In Rome, the emperor sat in a special part of the Colosseum called the Caesarian Section.
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By the next one [albom],Occupation: Foole, I was right back into the trip again. I'm more frantic, more breathless. You can hear how sick I am. If you want to see a cokehead, just look at the pictures on the Occupation: Foole album.
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Religion cruelly exploits our need to feel connected.
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That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
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Put two things together which have never been put together before, and some schmuck will buy it.
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If you have a legal problem, guess how you determine whether or not you need a lawyer. You see a lawyer. Isn't that weird?
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I quit school in ninth grade, even though I was good at the studies. I knew I didn't need school for what I wanted.
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I like Florida. Everything is in the 80s. The temperatures, the ages and the IQ's.
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Catholics are against abortions. Catholics are against homosexuals. But, I can't think of anyone who has less abortions than homosexuals!
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The whole problem with the world today: private property. If no one owned anything, it would be a lot better. There's even an entire industry devoted to keeping an eye on other people's stuff. This is how stupid it's got. If you decide to get rid of a lot of your stuff, you can give it to a thrift shop or to Goodwill.
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Sometimes, when I was really loaded, I'd sit on the floor and sort out every nut and bolt in the house. It was just sheer insanity. And often there'd be speed in the cut, so I was a speed freak, too.
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How is it possible to have a civil war?
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The Class Clown album was done totally sober. I'd realized what a hell I'd made for myself and I cleaned up completely for three months. You can hear the clarity of my thinking and of my speech on that album.
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To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.
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